○● B R I T I S H ○●

[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell”
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.
[] You believe the correct way to spell ‘Color’; is ‘Colour’, and 'Centre.'

Total: 1

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something.

Total: 2

○● I T A L I A N ○●

[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[X] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[] You talk with your hands.

Total: 1

○● S P A N I S H ○●

[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.

Total: 1

○● R U S S I A N ○●

[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 5

○● I R I S H ○●

[] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a Ley, On, Un, An, In, Ry, Ly, Y or L. (Y)
[X] You have blue or green eyes. (Blue)
[] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 4

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3

○● A S I A N ○●

[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.

Total: 0

○● G E R M A N ○●

[] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.

Total: 4

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some Canadian.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 0

○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[] You have had an abortion.
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 1

○● B E L G I A N ○●

[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like French fries.
[] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French
[] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 1

○● D U T C H ○●

[] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[] You tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 1

I Am: Russian.